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06.09.2019 03:15
CSR looks like game: Cowboys edition Ed. Not Antworten

e - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year Youth Ian Thomas Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Jason Garrett looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Dallas Cowboys, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Cowboys organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Cowboys edition...Jason Garrett looks like the guy in the office who reminds you every day that he threw three touchdown passes in the state championship game in 1987.Dak Prescott looks like that acquaintance that claims to be hood despite living on his parents trust fund.Sean Lee looks like Drew Brees if AdvoCare actually worked.Cole Beasley looks like a guy who brags about shoplifting his belts from Walmart.Jason Garrett looks like the president of the HOA who politely reminds you to cut your grass every three hours until you get fed up and finally do itJerry Jones looks like the grandpa who takes you fishing to teach you, only to walk away with a shoe.Rod Marinelli looks like that guy who was forced to retire years ago but still shows up an hour early for work every day.Jason Garrett looks like the guy who all the higher ups keep touting as an up and coming star even though he has no idea what he’s doing.Sean Lee looks like a guy who’s not quite sure how he feels about living in his new neighborhood.Jason Garrett looks like the gym teacher that gets a little too handsy with the high schoolers.Rod Marinelli looks like he wants to talk to you about homeopathic foot fungus treatments.Cole Beasley looks like Matthew McConaughey with less money.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who used to be a manager at Applebee’s like 20 years ago, and every time he goes back to that location, he reminds his waitress of that fact in the hopes of gaining her favor.Rod Marinelli looks like he still watches film on VHS tapes.Dak Prescott looks like the factory upgrade of the Russell Wilson bot. Jason Garrett looks like the “Where are they now?” version of Hamilton Porter from The Sandlot.Sean Lee looks like a guy who got voted off the island unanimously.Rod Marinelli looks like a congressman who had to resign after a recent twitter storm.Dak Prescott looks like he is tired of Jerry Jones thinking he is Russell Wilson.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who went on a bender because he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.Cole Beasley looks like the lead singer of a Creed tribute band.Jerry Jones looks like he knows not everything is bigger in Texas.Sean Lee looks like a guy who went 12 rounds with Sugar Ray Leonard once and won’t shut up about it.Rod Marinelli looks like he no longer trusts the internet because he’s been burned one too many times on Craigslist.Cole Beasley looks like the villain in a surfing movie.Jason Garret looks the guy at your company who will never get fired for being mediocre because he is secretly the owner’s son.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans? Discuss. Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback Joe Haden will miss his fifth straight game with a fractured left leg, meaning rookie Cameron Sutton will make his first career start against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Haden practiced this week and hoped he would be able to return. Instead the Steelers will turn to Sutton, a third-round pick. Pittsburgh will have rookie wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster, who was limited during the week with a hamstring injury. The Patriots will be without defensive lineman Alan Branch, who is inactive with a knee injury. New England also made wide receiver Chris Hogan inactive because of a shoulder injury. Starting middle linebacker Bobby Wagner is active for the Seattle Seahawks in their NFC West showdown with the Los Angeles Rams despite a hamstring injury. Wagner was listed as questionable on the final injury report, but went through pregame warmups with his fellow linebackers about two hours before kickoff and appeared to be moving without restriction. Wagner left last week’s loss at Jacksonville early in the second half after aggravating the injury. Seattle will be without outside linebacker K.J. Wright after he was unable to make it through the league’s concussion protocol in time for Sunday’s game. — LOS ANGELES RAMS-SEATTLE Rams: QB Brandon Allen; RB Lance Dunbar; DB Isaiah Johnson; RB Justin Davis; LB Carlos Thompson; LB Cameron Lynch; T Cornellius Lucas. Seahawks: CB Mike Tyson; RB Thomas Rawls; DT Nazair Jones, LB K.J. Wright (concussion); C Joey Hunt; WR David Moore; DT Garrison Smith. — TENNESSEE-SAN FRANCISCO Titans: QB Brandon Weeden, CB Kalan Reed, DB Curtis Riley, LB Josh Carraway, OL Corey Levin, WR Harry Douglas, LB Derrick Morgan. 49ers: WR Max McCaffrey, DB Greg Mabin, DB Antone Exum Jr., LB Pita Taumoepenu, DL Leger Douzable, DL D.J. Jones, DL Ronald Blair. — NEW ENGLAND-PITTSBURGH Patriots: RB Mike Gillislee, DL Alan Branch, LB Kyle Van Noy, WR Chris Hogan, S Brandon King, OL Cole Croston Stitched Ian Thomas Jersey , DL Geneo Grissom. Steelers: QB Josh Dobbs, WR Justin Hunter, CB Joe Haden, S J.J. Wilcox, OT Matt Feiler, TE Vance McDonald, DT Daniel McCullers. — CINCINNATI-MINNESOTA Bengals: CB Dre Kirkpatrick, RB Joe Mixon, LB Vontaze Burfict, LB Nick Vigil, OG Christian Westerman, DT Josh Tupou, WR Tyler Boyd. Vikings: QB Kyle Sloter, WR Stacy Coley, CB Mackensie Alexander, RB Mack Brown, LT Riley Reiff, DE Tashawn Bower, DT Jaleel Johnson. — ARIZONA-WASHINGTON Cardinals: QB Matt Barkley, WR John Brown (toe), TE Jermaine Gresham (illness), OL Earl Watford (ankle), DL Josh Mauro (ankle), CB C.J. Goodwin, LB Gabe Martin (hamstring). Redskins: LT Trent Williams (knee), WR Robert Davis, G Kyle Kalis, C Demetrius Rhaney, DL Terrell McClain (toe), LB Zach Brown (toe/Achilles tendon/hip), S Montae Nicholson (concussion). — HOUSTON-JACKSONVILLE Texans: QB Tom Savage, WR Braxton Miller, CB Treston Decoud, LB Jelani Jenkins Youth Rashaan Gaulden Jersey , OT Kendall Lamm, TE Mycole Pruitt, LB Ufomba Kamalu. Jaguars: RB Leonard Fournette, WR Allen Hurns, DL Eli Ankou, WR Larry Pinkard, OT Josh Walker, G Chris Reed, OT William Poehl. — GREEN BAY-CAROLINA Packers: CB Davon House, CB Demetri Goodson, OL Ulrick John, Adam Pankey, WR Michael Clark, DL Montravius Adams, OLB Chris Odom. Panthers: QB Garrett Gilbert, CB Captain Munnerlyn, FB Alex Armah, LB Shaq Thompson, G Trai Turner, DE Zach Moo. — MIAMI-BUFFALO Dolphins: CB Cordrea Tankersley (shoulder/ankle), RB Damien Williams (shoulder/illness), S Michael Thomas (knee), QB Matt Moore (foot), DE Andre Branch (knee), OLs Jermon Bushrod (foot) and Isaac Asiata. Bills: QB Nathan Peterman (concussion), FB Mike Tolbert, CB Breon Borders, OLs John Miller, Conor McDermott, TE Khari Lee, WR Brandon Reilly. — PHILADELPHIA-NEW YORK GIANTS Eagles: G Stefan Wisniewski (ankle), CB Rasul Douglas, LB Dannell Ellerbe, WR Marcus Johnson Stitched Rashaan Gaulden Jersey , DE Steven Means, DT Elijah Qualls, RB Wendell Smallwood. Giants: S Nat Berhe, WR Travis Rudolph, RB Paul Perkins, LB Jeremy Cash, OL Damien Mama, WR Hunter Sharp, QB Davis Webb. — BALTIMORE-CLEVELAND Ravens: RB Terrance West, CB Stanley Jean-Baptiste, OLB Tim Williams, OL Jermaine Eluemunor (shoulder), G Marquise Shakir, DE Bronson Kaufusi, DE Chris Wormley. Browns: QB Cody Kessler, DB Briean Boddy-Calhoun (knee), DB Justin Currie, OL Marcus Martin, OL Geoff Gray, WR Matt Hazel (hamstring), TE Matt Lengel. — NEW YORK JETS-NEW ORLEANS Jets: CBs Derrick Jones and Jeremy Clark, LB Freddie Bishop, DL Muhammad Wilkerson, RB Akeem Judd, OLs Jonotthan Harrison and Ben Ijalana. Saints: WR Ted Ginn, RB Jonathan Williams, LB A.J. Klein (groin), C Cameron Tom, WR Austin Carr, DE Trey Hendrickson (ankle), LB Jonathan Freeny. —


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